tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2981664243653036268.post5280120186871190147..comments2023-05-12T15:43:13.657+08:00Comments on Alyssa Carlier | The Devil Orders Takeout: The Two Cows' Guide to Creative WritingAlyssa Carlierhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10995554896786109238noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2981664243653036268.post-49082376725395051982015-09-20T08:08:51.230+08:002015-09-20T08:08:51.230+08:00THIS IS THE BEST :"DTHIS IS THE BEST :"D Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2981664243653036268.post-36200179431879443742015-09-20T06:27:15.367+08:002015-09-20T06:27:15.367+08:00THIS IS HILARIOUS. I have no idea about the origin...THIS IS HILARIOUS. I have no idea about the original two cow thing because I'm just...I don't even know. I have no idea. BUT THIS WAS JUST SO FUNNY. Yes to the last one. Why feed the cows. I refuse to feed the cows. I'm pretty sure my cows aren't cows but, like...um...pumpkins or something. BUT I PRETEND THEY'RE COWS.<br />I don't know what I'm saying.<br />I'll shut up.<br />XDXDCG @ Paper Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14954615708675952085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2981664243653036268.post-20436274121839942692015-09-19T22:49:47.860+08:002015-09-19T22:49:47.860+08:00AS SOON AS I SAW THE TITLE OF THIS POST, I KNEW IT...AS SOON AS I SAW THE TITLE OF THIS POST, I KNEW IT'D BE THE ACTUAL GREATEST. *nodnod*<br /><br />(The original Two Cows guide is like my favorite thing, so.)<br /><br />I feel like I've gone through the "first readthrough" one TOO MANY TIMES with OtMS, oh my goodness. And that bunny gif? Adorable but also *gold*. Okay, so every single thing in this post is heartbreakingly accurate (#poetrylife) and also reminds me that I should go make cows that don't look like Jackson Pollock paintings. AND THE BUNNIES. I feel like I also make a lot of bunnies. Oops.<br /><br />(In response to the poetry tweet you embedded, I will quote a thing I saw someone say on Facebook: "No, you don't understand. Things ARE other things.")Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18026486536323823218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2981664243653036268.post-50574679462212990822015-09-19T22:47:16.634+08:002015-09-19T22:47:16.634+08:00XDDDD NO BUT THESE COWS ARE A DESCRIPTION OF HOW W...XDDDD NO BUT THESE COWS ARE A DESCRIPTION OF HOW WRITING ACTUALLY IS THOUGH.<br /><br />I mean, blogging cows are definitely something I'm familiar with (but you wouldn't know anything about that, hem hem). I think dead genres, the first readthrough, and the main characters are my favorites but they are ALL hilarious and accurate. <br /><br />This was a good way to start my morning.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16797485444727976121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2981664243653036268.post-58328719600152940542015-09-19T20:51:53.005+08:002015-09-19T20:51:53.005+08:00That last one! Very accurate. ;) As well as the on...That last one! Very accurate. ;) As well as the one for dead genres. . .<br /><br />I haven't heard of the guide your referring to, but this was still funny. :) It does rather annoy me when people shoot down an idea because it's from a "dead" genre. I'd say something like, "Watch me resurrect it." *rolls eyes* People and the mainstream.<br /><br />Also, I like the twitter pic about poetry. :D a.n.g.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03667996517318905980noreply@blogger.com