STAGE 0: A Perfectly Healthy Monster.
STAGE 1: Localised Tarnishes.
STAGE 2: Your Monster Is Missing A Claw
STAGE 3: RED ALERT. GENETIC MUTATION.
Alternatively, you adore staining the pages with coffee and tea and tears, marking pages where you broke your heart, and highlighting key phrases. That's okay too! It's no longer the same book, but still an awesomely heartbreaking book.
Was the quiz accurate? Which stage are your books in, blookunity? (Also, brownie points for anyone who can name the Stage 2 book!)
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