Without ado, my first ever TTT topic: Top Ten Characters I Would Want With Me On A Deserted Island
This is evil. I mean, how on earth am I supposed to choose only ten?
1. Daenerys Targaryen (and her dragons)
Mainly the dragons, actually. They can hunt food, look awesome, and oh wait, they can fly us off this deserted island. Gotcha. Downside: those dragons might try to roast us, which is why Dany is needed (also, because she is all-around awesome), but also ...
2. Oberyn Martell
|Hang on, let me fangirl first.|
3. The Baudelaires
Sorry, I know that's three, is that cheating? But Violet (elder sister) can invent a boat back to civilization, I can exchange book recs with Klaus (brother and bookworm), and Sunny (baby sis) is adorable. Also, she can cook!
If I have to choose only one, it'll be Sunny. Because I can't cook to save my life and I already have dragons for escaping.
We could totally use Star Trek technology to call for help. It would also be helpful to know when we're being illogical to increase our chances of survival.
Kirk and McCoy are right though, terrible bedside manner.
5. Sherlock(s) Holmes
|Well, that's a lot.|
6. Celia Bowen
7. The author avatar in World War Z (not Brad Pitt)
Having interviewed so many zombie apocalypse survivors (and maybe written a survival guide), he should be able to handle being stranded just fine. Besides, I'd love to see him interview all the other literary characters we're with.
8. Romeo (from Romeo and Juliet)
Just to throw him off a cliff and see him drown in stupidity. Actually, I spent some time deciding whether I preferred R or J, but considering that J could have had a perfectly happy life with Paris without R, I chose R.
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10. Captain Jack Sparrow
Again, he should have plenty of experience with being stranded on an island. He can also amuse us for the sake of morale. And if we ever get a ship, we do need someone who can steer ...