Wednesday, 20 November 2013

Not so different, or so one might think

The difference between a student and a suck-up is that a suck-up pretends she doesn't hate school.

The difference between a suck-up and a teacher's pet is that a teacher's pet is successful.

The difference between a teacher's pet and a nerd is that a nerd knows what she's talking about when she answers questions.

The difference between a nerd and me is that I am too sarcastic, accidental or otherwise.

Hence I manage to irritate quite a few teachers, and that doesn't quite bode well for my report card. Goodbye, nice class participation marks.

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